Southwest Missouri Elopement Photographer | Alternative, INCLUSIVE, & Off-Kilter

BUT MAKE IT WEIRD.

EDITORIAL-ish Elopement + WEDDING Photography

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Is that a Ferris Bueller quote? Yes. Is it also my entire approach to photography? Also yes. I built this whole thing for people who are tired of shrinking themselves, watering themselves down, and hiding those tattoos from grandma.

If you’ve got loud love, a weird streak, and zero interest in blending in: I’m your girl.

SAY HELLO TO YOUR NEW
FAVORITE PHOTOGRAPHER

ONLY THE MEEK GET PINCHED.

THE BOLD SURVIVE.

The world loves a neat little box: play it safe, keep it cute, follow the rules. BOOOORING! Love isn’t one-size-fits-all, so your photos shouldn’t be either.

I’m here to bottle up every smooch, every eye crinkle, every belly laugh, every “holy shit, this is real” moment and alchemize it into a visual story that stands the test of time. That’s the whole reason I do this.


MY PHILOSOPHY:

I am the one you seek. I am the funny little freak you've been scouring the internet for! I am the answer to all your unsolvable matrimony riddles! I am so passionate about providing a fun, inclusive, off-the-wall service because I couldn't find it myself!

TODAY

Radicalized by going to college, deconstructing Christianity, and experiencing my first heartbreak, I locked the fuck in on experimenting with my portraiture and, clearly, my makeup...

2024

Freshly orphaned, very poor, but gifted a camera for my 16th birthday, I felt like I now had a magical portal to expressing myself. I never put it down, and it was then that I became everyone's problem.

2018

I start planning the elopement of my dreams, but guess what? It's hard as FUCK to find a photographer who gets you + supports you + is also strange as hell. Something's gotta change! I decided to take matters into my own hands.

2012

MY PERSONAL TIMELINE

THE JOURNEY THAT LED ME TO YOU...

MY PERSONAL TIMELINE

A GOOD FUCKIN' BURGER

IYKYK

LIQUID DEATH

WHEN THEY PLAY HELENA BY MCR AT THE RECEPTION

chelsea's favorite things:

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Alright, bestie, if your love turns heads the second you walk into a room, we’re already on the saaaaame page.

This isn’t gonna be about playing nice or doing what you’re “supposed to.” YOUR day is gonna be about showing up and taking up some SPACE. SO! If you're done pretending and going through the motions of what wedding/elopement planning "should" be, and you're ready to show da fuck up for yourself and your love, let’s hop right to it! Tell me everything! I'm ready to party!!!

Let’s make this SHIT
 

official.