Southwest Missouri Elopement Photographer | Alternative, INCLUSIVE, & Off-Kilter

BUT MAKE IT WEIRD.

EDITORIAL Elopement + WEDDING Photography

NO RULES TO FOLLOW HERE

Most wedding photography is made for traditional couples doing traditional things. But that’s not you which is quite literally the best part.

You deserve photos that actually feel like you: bold, weird, honest, and maybe a little crazy in the best way. No stiff poses, no beige dresses in a wheat field. Just love-soaked, electric moments turned into art that looks exactly like you and feels better and better with time.

meet your photographer, CHELSEA

The world loves a neat little box: play it safe, keep it cute, follow the rules. BOOOORING! Love isn’t one-size-fits-all, and your photos shouldn’t be either.

I’m here to bottle up the chaos, the connection, the “holy shit, this is real” feeling and turn it into something that hits like your favorite song and stays with you for years. That’s the whole reason I do this.


MY PHILOSOPHY:

I am the one you seek. I am the funny little freak you've been scouring the internet for! I am the answer to all your unsolvable matrimony riddles! I am so passionate about providing a fun, inclusive, off-the-wall service because I couldn't find it myself!

TODAY

Radicalized by going to college, deconstructing Christianity, and experiencing my first heartbreak, I locked the fuck in on experimenting with my portraiture and, clearly, my makeup...

2024

Freshly orphaned, very poor, but gifted a camera for my 16th birthday, I felt like I now had a magical portal to expressing myself. I never put it down, and it was then that I became everyone's problem.

2018

I start planning the elopement of my dreams, but guess what? It's hard as FUCK to find a photographer who gets you + supports you + is also strange as hell. Something's gotta change! I decided to take matters into my own hands.

2012

MY PERSONAL TIMELINE

THE JOURNEY THAT LED ME TO YOU...

A GOOD FUCKIN' BURGER

IYKYK

LIQUID DEATH

WHEN THEY PLAY HELENA BY MCR AT THE RECEPTION

chelsea's favorite things:

just a few of

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Alright, babe , if your love is the kind people can’t help but feel from all the way across the bar when you walk in, then we’re clearly on the same wavelength.

This isn’t about polite whispers or tiptoeing around tradition. It’s about loving out loud, loud enough to rattle the rafters. If you’re ready to stop pretending and start living your story in full color, let’s make some fuckin' noise.

READY TO DO SHIT YOUR WAY?