Southwest Missouri Elopement Photographer | Alternative, INCLUSIVE, & Off-Kilter

for the Misfits

Elopement & WEDDING Photography

NO RULES TO FOLLOW HERE

Most wedding photography is made for traditional couples with traditional weddings. But that’s not you—and that’s fucking awesome. You deserve wedding photos that actually feel like you—bold, fun, weird, colorful. No outdated rules, no beige dresses in a wheat field. Just the kind of love-soaked, electric moments that deserve to be turned into art that is the perfect reflection of you.

(SHE/HER)

meet your photographer, CHELSEA

The world tells you to fit inside a box—to play it safe, keep it pretty, follow the rules. Fuuuck that. Love isn’t one-size-fits-all, and neither is the way it’s captured. I’m here to turn your chaos, your connection, your "holy shit, this is real" moments into something that hits like your favorite song and sticks with you forever. That’s why I do what I do.

MY PHILOSOPHY:

I am the one you seek. I am the funny little freak you've been scouring the internet for! I am the answer to all your unsolvable matrimony riddles! I am so passionate about providing a fun, inclusive, off-the-wall service because I couldn't find it myself!

TODAY

Radicalized by going to college, deconstructing Christianity, and experiencing my first heartbreak, I locked the fuck in on experimenting with my portraiture and, clearly, my makeup...

2024

Freshly orphaned, very poor, but gifted a camera for my 16th birthday, I felt like I now had a magical portal to expressing myself. I never put it down, and it was then that I became everyone's problem.

2018

I start planning the elopement of my dreams, but guess what? It's hard as FUCK to find a photographer who gets you + supports you + is also strange as hell. Something's gotta change! I decided to take matters into my own hands.

2012

MY PERSONAL TIMELINE

THE JOURNEY THAT LED ME TO YOU...

A GOOD FUCKIN' BURGER

IYKYK

LIQUID DEATH

MY BEAGLE

chelsea's favorite things:

just a few of

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Just between you and me, babe… I’ve had enough of dry-ass wedding cake, awkward prayers before vows, and traditions that feel more like obligations. If you're planning a day that actually feels like you—however wild, chill, messy, or fucking unhinged that may be—I’m already in.

Weddings don’t have to be a performance. Let’s throw out the script and make something that actually matters. You know where to find me, babe!

READY TO DO SHIT YOUR WAY?