Southwest Missouri Elopement Photographer | Alternative, INCLUSIVE, & Off-Kilter
how much does this shit cost?
EDITORIAL-ish Elopement + WEDDING Photography
Don't you think world’s got enough beige weddings? Haven't we seen enough tulle curtains and minimalist centerpieces to last a couple lifetimes? I heard somewhere incredibly reliable (don't quote me) that 99% of couples say they've been inspired by social media or current wedding trends when planning their own wedding... girl, whatever.
As an empath, I'm sensing YOU'VE got range. I'm sensing you're part of that 1% (and no, I don't mean the billionaires).
If you're here right now, I can tell that your love is a no-bullshit kind of love that looks a lot different from the love we're used to seeing. It has a gravitational pull, doesn't it? I bet it shotguns champagne (of beers) and sneaks out for smoke breaks and is visible as soon as you step into a room, isn't it?
EXACTLY!
So to honor that, I create visual whimsy. Sure, I capture those important elbow jabs, your best friend's tears, the hugs, and the wine spills, but beyond that, I render cinematic evidence of who you two really are. No two loves are the same, so why da fuck do all these weddings and photos look like they were made in the Boring Pinterest Board Factory? You're better than that! Your love deserves way more than that. No matter how ridiculous or unusual your connection, it's worthy of The Greatest Photos Of All Time (currently working on getting that trademarked, obviously). This is what I do. I am the LeBron James of wedding photography for little freaks.
This is for the ones whose love is a dream. A fever dream, sure, but a dream nonetheless.
DOCUMENTARY-STYLE MEETS FEVER DREAM.
Don't you think world’s got enough beige weddings? Haven't we seen enough tulle curtains and minimalist centerpieces to last a couple lifetimes? I heard somewhere incredibly reliable (don't quote me) that 99% of couples say they've been inspired by social media or current wedding trends when planning their own wedding... girl, whatever.
As an empath, I'm sensing YOU'VE got range. I'm sensing you're part of that 1% (and no, I don't mean the billionaires).
If you're here right now, I can tell that your love is a no-bullshit kind of love that looks a lot different from the love we're used to seeing. It has a gravitational pull, doesn't it? I bet it shotguns champagne (of beers) and sneaks out for smoke breaks and is visible as soon as you step into a room, isn't it?
EXACTLY!
So to honor that, I create visual whimsy. Sure, I capture those important elbow jabs, your best friend's tears, the hugs, and the wine spills, but beyond that, I render cinematic evidence of who you two really are. No two loves are the same, so why da fuck do all these weddings and photos look like they were made in the Boring Pinterest Board Factory? You're better than that! Your love deserves way more than that. No matter how ridiculous or unusual your connection, it's worthy of The Greatest Photos Of All Time (currently working on getting that trademarked, obviously). This is what I do. I am the LeBron James of wedding photography for little freaks.
This is for the ones whose love is a dream. A fever dream, sure, but a dream nonetheless.
YOU *HOPEFULLY* ONLY GET MARRIED ONCE...
WHY PAY FOR THE SAME FUCKING PHOTOS EVERYONE ELSE GETS?
After your big day, I’ll invite you to a gallery party—think of it as a VIP experience where you get to relive all the insane moments we captured. You’ll see your photos for the first time, feel all those emotions hit you again, and we’ll toast to your love story with some girl dinner and bubbly. It’s not just about seeing your photos; it’s about celebrating the badass moments and most minute details that make your story unique. You’ll also have the chance to grab bespoke prints or a beautifully crafted album that captures all your memories in a way that you’ll cherish forever. Let’s make it a night to remember, bitch!
DREAMS DELIVERED
STEP THREE.
On your elopement day, we’ll make sure you look as badass as your love story feels. While you’re living in the moment, I’ll be right there, making sure you look cool as hell. There will be some relaxed, natural shots, but we’ll also throw in some poses to make you look like a fucking magazine cover. Whether it's a quiet, intimate moment or you’re living your best main character moment out loud, I’ve got you covered. Trust me, it’ll feel effortless, and you’ll have the confidence of knowing you’re totally owning it. While you focus on having the time of your life and getting hitched, I take care of the rest and capture the badassery in every frame.
MAKE IT HAPPEN
STEP TWO.
Ready to make your big day unforgettable? Our journey together starts with a casual chat, where we’ll dive into your love story, vision, and all the unique quirks that make your day yours. After that, we’ll meet up to iron out the timeline and final details, making sure everything feels as smooth and exciting as your big day. You’ll leave feeling completely at ease, knowing we’ve got every little thing covered. No detail is too small, no idea is too wild. From there, it’s just smooth sailing to your wedding day, and I’ll be there every step of the way, making sure it’s captured exactly how you envisioned it.
PERSONALIZE + PLAN
STEP ONE.
MY PROCESS IS ALL ABOUT SLOWING TF DOWN + TAILORING THE BEST EXPERIENCE FOR YOU.
"she captures your most cherished moments in a unique, beautiful, and fun way."
starting at $2,500
- Complimentary engagement session
- Custom wedding album
- 80+ photos (depending on length of coverage)
- Any travel up to a 100 mile radius from Springfield, MO
- Private gallery reveal party
shit that's always INCLUDEd:
I believe every couple deserves a photography experience that actually feels good—whether you're throwing a backyard rager or running off to say “FUCK it, let’s elope.” That’s why I include the essentials: the moments that matter, the energy that’s soooo you, and photos bursting with so much personality it'll make you feel like a total fucking rockstar.
Here’s the deal: I offer 8-hour, 6-hour, and 4-hour options—perfect for capturing all the best parts without the fluff. Need less? We’ll tailor it up to fit your day because we have free will! Yay! Remember, you're the main characters here, not me. I've already gotten married. HOWEVER, keep in mind that with less time (2-3 hours), I can never guarantee to deliver as many photos as I can within 6 or 8 hours. You've been warned!
Great segue! Listen: I’m not here to dump thousands of photos on you just because I can. I’m gonna give you the ones that make your heart stop, the ones that hit like the first sip of coffee in the morning, the ones you’ll actually print, cherish, and adore forever—not 17 versions of the same boring ass pose (spoiler alert: none of my posing is boring, but you get the idea). 'Round here, we believe in the good double chin (the one from laughing so hard you can’t breathe), the small details you might miss in the whirlwind of the day, and the looks you don’t even realize you’re giving each other. That’s what you’ll get from me—not just the real stuff, but the best stuff.
MY PRICING STRUCTURE IS ALL ABOUT WHAT WORKS BEST FOR You.
Congrats! You've reached the bottom of the page. You've made it this far, soooo I think we kinda know what this means. By now you know that I don't believe in Hallmark movie ass shit. I believe in you and your love. Two humans, getting the government involved despite it all!
You're not looking for a photographer, you're looking for someone who has a taste for your flavor of weird, and WOULDN'T YA KNOW IT! You've found her, once again, despite it all. So send the inquiry, stop the scrolling through the sea of unremarkable wedding photos that everyone else is salivating over, and go touch grass (and plan some more of your big day because I'll wanna hear all about it).
