It’s easy to feel like you’re drowning in a sea of boring, normal bullshit when you’re looking for a wedding photographer. I get it. Scrolling through endless portfolios that all look the same?

Exhausting.


But if you’re after something with a bit more grit and a lot more off-kilter magic—something that makes you think, “Holy shit, this is so us,” then you’ve just found it.

Welcome, bff!

You’re already throwing tradition out the window by doing your wedding day your way—so why not keep that momentum going?

"Authentic moments?" "Timeless photography?" YAWN. You’ve heard it all before, right, bestie?

So how about we cut the shit and get to the meat and potatoes of your love. I’m talking about your special kind of alchemy: your very own secret recipe of quick stolen glances, disruptive laughs at the worst times, and the pure, unbridled magic of you two.

This isn’t just about pretty pictures—it’s about creating a portal back to the love-drunk day that lives in your bones forever. Forty years down the road, you’re gonna look at these and experience every insane, beautiful, ridiculous moment all over again.

(just like you)

ELOPEMENT PHOTOS CAN BE

COOL AS F  CK!

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Aliey & Steven

My husband and I are music loving, kinda punk, moody and wear-too-much -black kinda people and that has shone in all our photos. 

married 11/9/19

I see you.

You’re not here for the beige, bland, or boring. You’re the couple who makes your own rules, whether life’s thrown you a few curveballs or you’ve just always done things your way. Either way, your love? It’s bold, weird, hilarious, and completely yours.

Your special day is not about playing it safe. It’s about capturing the magic—those stolen glances, the laugh-until-you-snort moments, and the electric holy-shit-this-is-our-day kind of love. Your photos should make you feel something. Not staged or boring or like an AI-generated Ed Sheeran song—just real, alive, and a perfect reminder of your perfect day.

Wedding photography doesn’t have to be complicated or awkward. Around here we keep it fun as fuck and ridiculously easy.

You just show up, be your amazing selves, and I’ll handle the rest, babe.

my Why

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more about ME

If the idea of wedding photography makes you cringe because it feels too stiff, serious, or like just another checkbox to tick off—don’t worry, I’ve got you. I’m here to make it fun, laid-back, and totally you. We’re tossing out the staged poses and capturing the real stuff—the snort-laughs, the inside jokes, and all those unplanned moments that make your love story one of a kind. My approach is simple, stress-free, and tailored to reflect your unique vibe so you can actually enjoy your day.

For the irreverent lovers who thrive on spontaneity and lean on the unorthodox side, I’m your girl. Beige lovers, step aside—this is for the bold, the colorful, and the wonderfully strange. Together, we’ll capture your most exciting, intimate, and real moments that feel like home and look like art that will last as long as your love (aka: forever).

DOG MOM, elder emo, swiftie, LIQUID DEATH'S #1 FAN, VISUAL ALCHEMIST, your NEW BEST FRIEND DOG MOM, elder emo, swiftie, LIQUID DEATH'S #1 FAN, VISUAL ALCHEMIST, your NEW BEST FRIEND DOG MOM, elder emo, swiftie, LIQUID DEATH'S #1 FAN, VISUAL ALCHEMIST, your NEW BEST FRIEND

Ciera & Lauren

"Thinking about getting photos, don't hesitate, don't wait another second, book a shoot with Chelsea.

Not only did she put us completely at ease, but we felt like we were taking photos with a friend (with a really good camera) and that sort of dynamic really comes through.

Can't recommend her enough!"

Julia & Ashley

"Chelsea is an absolutely amazing photographer and person! She made this experience truly unique as during mine and my girlfriend’s shoot she asked us questions about each other such as our favorite things about each other, and it just made everything so sweet, personal, and extremely comfortable. We were a bit nervous to do this shoot, but Chelsea made us feel so comfortable and confident."

Savannah & Nick

"Chelsea is literally the bombest photographer!!! She has a ton of fun but is also super professional and gets the job done. The aesthetic of her photos is literally impeccable because she has honed her craft and has so much experience, not to mention she loves what she does! She's so fun to hang out with and jokes around a lot to make you feel comfortable. She goes above and beyond to make your experience and your photos amazing!"

STOP SEARCHING.


YOU'VE FOUND YOUR PHOTOGRAPHER.

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Honestly?

WHO ARE WE TO FIGHT THE ALCHEMY?

LET'S F*CKING GO!